Tuesday, May 05, 2009

DCHL not for me!

This is just another lame story that happened to me previously when im at SKDAB.
There was a teacher name Kak Mona (it isn’t a real name)
She asked me to join this kind of business.
I was so sluggish that I could not even sense or predict what the business was till she snared me to go to a place. I forgot already what the place has called but it’s located behind the Pavilion.
I was with my daily partner *Abu*. He accompanied me to go there and have a look of what Kak Mona had planned for us. I didn’t care whether he wanted to follow me or not, I just dragged him along so it could be more secured.
As soon as we get there, we were greeted by SK. A nice looking face, Chinese man, in age around of 28, big size body, and he was wearing a pretty clean - nice – expensive - untouchable coat.
Damned I thought Kak Mona want to sell us to this man. I was like damned terrified I tell u.
Haha, SK silently noticed that I was quit frantic a bout the meeting. So he tried to calm me down and tell me all about the good things in his business and how luxurious his company looks.
Bla 3x.
He tried to seduce me here and there by telling me how enormous his life is with 15k of salary per month.
In actual fact, the company’s name is DCHL. – I think some of you might heard it or some might not – But based on what SK had told me, it’s a Multi Level Marketing (MLM) business that required an agent to search 6 or more people to join under the him/her. The high rank peoples would get higher percentage of earnings. – I don’t know la, how to explain all these kind of shitty shit. You explain for me okay -
Nah, he should have known that im not interested in the business at the first time I step into the building because all of his talks was just ineffective for me.
I didn’t trust any word that came out from his mouth ever since he not telling me his real name. I did ask him before, - about his real name- but then he kept on diverted about it. He said that if he tell me his real name, I could not pronounce it correctly, so better call him SK only. Da~ I even asked him for his identity card liao! No response available okay.
Later on, the meeting goes very insipidly, where I just can’t stand my self to extend his talks. I don’t even paid attention at all. My brain was just in the air and it really was an awful idea for me to let myself followed Kak Mona. – I wish I could just go back home and gentled with my silky-smooth bed!
About 2 hours after I heard all the brainless things SK told me, I taunted myself to stop him and said: “Sorry I think I got to go now. I call you back if Im interested in this okay.” Its means, Never ever ever and ever , and ofcos no-way!
We exchanged phone numbers.
I swiftly took my step and blah with no turning back.
Just for you to know, the car park had cost me 7 bucks! Argh!
And for my lovely Kak Mona, no more spend time for you! Wasting time, money and my sleep hour!

35 Komen Bernas !:

ubey on May 6, 2009 12:26 AM said...

1st!

░si lampu neon░ on May 6, 2009 12:28 AM said...

aku tembak gak ko ni kang - tiuwww tiuuwww ok, aku second!!

ubey on May 6, 2009 12:29 AM said...

mmm.. kes MLM gak ke ni. ni la aku benci. kalau ade kasta2. las2 nk cr downline, cari mmber lame gakk

░si lampu neon░ on May 6, 2009 12:47 AM said...

NEO TO UBEY : =( TAK SUKER. BENCI. BAZIR DUIT.

ghost_MaR on May 6, 2009 3:08 PM said...

lain kali klu nk g jumpa SK tuh , angkut si ubey tuh ... der paling suka join MLM business nih ... haha

░si lampu neon░ on May 6, 2009 4:01 PM said...

neo to mashi : oh yeke. haaaa uabey jawabbb!!!!!!!

peijan on May 6, 2009 8:44 PM said...

mlm ni.. pernah g gak.. ;)

░♥si lampu neon♥░ on May 6, 2009 10:23 PM said...

neo to pejian : huhuhuu MLM ni mencekik org jela..kalau tak jalan bisnes, rugi arr

ubey on May 7, 2009 2:47 AM said...

hoho. aku suke MLM. boleh tipu member. boleh tikam belakang member. boleh cekau duit keluarga. boleh berlagak. tp bukan sume MLM diajar cmtu. byk yg ok. tp byk yg keparat

joegrimjow on May 7, 2009 7:09 AM said...

me pon join
tpi bukan pk nak duit sngt
yg pntg
jadis ehat
lalaal~
tp bukan dchl la
benda len

A j u E on May 7, 2009 10:35 AM said...

pling xleh blah..wasting ur sleeping time.hahaha

kuat tido!

aisyah on May 7, 2009 1:16 PM said...

aku pena kene ngn kawan aku..
siyes dowh dorang tu cam obses ngn DCHL bodoh tu..bodoh giler dorang..blajo tinggi2, tp xley pk..
upps..tkeluar dr hati..wakaka!!!!..oke..pullstop.

░♥si lampu neon♥░ on May 7, 2009 1:23 PM said...

neo to ubey : maybe org se-cunning ko bleh buat kot..thats y berjaya. hahahahsape yang tak rajin bermuafakat mcm aku ni.. elok duk umah buat taik mate je ok.!


neo to joegrimjoe : ade ke MLM yang menguntungkan yang tak payah kuar modal? hahahahah =)


neo to ajue : hahahah aku kan kuat tido =)


neo to aisyah : dah ramai da yang suke join bende2 ni..dorg tak rase rugi..malah diorang cari lagi mangse semata- mata untung keuntungan sendiri . kan ?? kan???

Putera Arjuna on May 7, 2009 4:53 PM said...

cikgu neon rupanya?

apa kabar anak murid di sekolah?

hehehehe

░♥si lampu neon♥░ on May 7, 2009 5:56 PM said...

neo to arjuna : hehehheh tahun depan kot baru posting. =)

ezany on May 7, 2009 8:19 PM said...

bosan jer MLM.. ramia jer xsuka pun..

░♥si lampu neon♥░ on May 7, 2009 8:34 PM said...

neo to ezany : bagusla..jgn la mudahtertipu..lepas tu duit terbang..bisnes tah kemane...

Mr Final on May 8, 2009 4:19 AM said...

Pernah alami perkara begini.. bukan sekalik but twice~.... siiioottttttzz

pasni tobat xmo bertemu lagi hal2 begini... haish~

░♥si lampu neon♥░ on May 8, 2009 6:13 AM said...

neo to mr final. aku buat gak dulu. MLM gak . jual2 topap tu. now dah benti. atlast bukan dapat pape pon. tahpape

rAtu saLju™ on May 8, 2009 9:52 AM said...

lalala..aku hadir disini kerana merindui kamu..lalalal~

░♥si lampu neon♥░ on May 8, 2009 11:29 AM said...

neo to ratu : wa ko tak impom awal2 ko nak jenguk blog aku..kalau tak aku readykan red carpet..mumuaaahhh

a Q r a m on May 8, 2009 2:44 PM said...

DCHL ni bukan dah ditarik lesen ke?

░♥si lampu neon♥░ on May 8, 2009 5:56 PM said...

neo to keram kepit : yeke keram?? aku tak tau pon.tapi SK tu cite bersungguh2 sgt laa menyampah aku

ghost_MaR on May 8, 2009 9:09 PM said...

ak kn , promoter yg bukak booth kt pasaraya pn ak wat x lyn ... sombong skit ... org tuh br nk dkt , ak jwb jerk "dh ad dh" @ "sy kejo ms nih" ... hehe ...

jd mangsa kwn nih , x pnh lg ... dh ak pn wat2 lost cntct dgn d'org , cemn d'org nk cr ak utk jd kn mangsa kn kn kn ??? haha

KhairiL's on May 8, 2009 9:42 PM said...

kalu ubey jd org 1st
aku plk bangga jd org ke 24..huhu


MLM kalu kena caranya mmg untung

░♥si lampu neon♥░ on May 8, 2009 11:10 PM said...

neo to mashi : ala kalau kengkawan pun tak kenal kawan da ..yang penting dapat duit berganda- ganda wehhh

neo to khairil : lol bangga nye ko jadi yang ke 24 ye hahahahaha. memangla, MLM boleh menguntungkan , sape kate takleh? tapikene keje keras, usaha lebeh..cari pelanggan kot. aku takde mase tok semua tu..huhu

ubey on May 10, 2009 2:03 AM said...

kawan aku sorang. budak maktab gak. math. tp gle siyes dengan luxor. skrg blh tahan la. kaye gle. umur baya2 je. ada tanah, kete sendiri, biak kambing, kolam ikan lagi. dan die still x sombong. study pun still ok. tu antara cntoh yg bjaya la. yg member haprak2 ade gak. jenis penipu. bisnes x laku, tp blagak cakap untung besar

░♥si lampu neon♥░ on May 10, 2009 8:10 AM said...

neo to ubey : wah org mcm tu selalunye kerja keras weh. hahahha memang untung loooo tapi im just not that type lol. aku da banyak terkena sebennarnye hahahh

ubey said...

ko kne closing diorang ke? selain dchl ni, ape lg?

░♥si lampu neon♥░ on May 10, 2009 8:49 PM said...

ala ubey aku selalu kene dgn kawan2 jer. and lagipun family background aku pernah rugi besar tertipu dengan skim2 cepat kaya ni. bende dchl ni pun aku anggap cam skim cepat kaya gak.

ghost_MaR on May 12, 2009 1:40 AM said...

ubey , kata nk cr down9 utk bisnes budu ??? dh jumpa ke ??? hahaha

Fadh on May 14, 2009 2:47 PM said...

Kwn aku pn nk msk bisnes ni..kne bayar seribu lebih model ish ish ishh =(

░♥si lampu neon♥░ on May 14, 2009 3:06 PM said...

neo to mashi : aaaaaa downline bisnes budu? wakakaka ank join! dapat budu free kan? aku tak pernah rase buduuuu

neo to fadh : wakaka mmg kene baya seribu lebeh pon..i takde ongkos nye!

Mohd Ahmad Ferk on May 25, 2009 9:48 AM said...

MLM is out of date!
hehehe!
da ramai sgt join MLM.
peluang da makin tipis..
so baek bukak bisnes burger..
hahaha!

░♥si lampu neon♥░ on May 25, 2009 12:50 PM said...

neo to mohd ferk : aku da buat da bisnes jual bege..asyik shot la plak..sbb ade budak tgn pjg...argh!

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