Friday, January 01, 2010

Sausage Adalah Makanan, Bukan Alat Sulit Lelaki


Ini bukan alat sulit lelaki. Ini adalah makanan.

Bagai menjadi rutin, kalau singgah Jaya Jusco mesti beli sausage yang besar, ada filling cheese and mushroom tu.Harga sebiji sausage bernilai RM3.50 , agak mahal tapi kalau dah suka balun sahaja .Tapi selera  nak makan sausage besar gabak terbantut bila kawan aku cakap macam ni...

"Weh ko nak tak sausage ni? Sedap dowh."
"Ha, ape yang sedap sangat benda tu? Aku pun ade la weh. Besar dari tu pun boleh."
"Bodoh ko, aku nak makan ni pun ko boleh cakap macam tu?Erks."

Penyudahnye, aku simpan je sausage besar gabak tu sampai balik rumah baru aku balun. Cisdale! Kalau ya pun janganlah sebut time aku tengah nak makan. Bagi pendapat korang, adakah lelaki kerap membayangkan sausage atau hot dog sebagai alat sulit lelaki ketika makan?

41 Komen Bernas !:

saypOOL rafhtello on January 1, 2010 11:11 AM said...

terbayang sampAi sekarang ke..haha

kenwooi on January 1, 2010 11:29 AM said...

haha.. but some people like to refer it that way. =P

kenwooi.com

Sharinginfoz on January 1, 2010 11:59 AM said...

ya betul... click friso ngan xpax.. bosan2 singgah le..

Gula Naik 20 sen

Jom Gunting Rambut

intanurulfateha (◡‿◡✿) on January 1, 2010 12:49 PM said...

*imagine*

.awwww~ sedapnye! :D

y@n@ M!B on January 1, 2010 1:03 PM said...

majoriti kwn laki aku pn mcm tu gak..asal ckp nk mkn sausage mula la dia menyimpang tpt len..cett (-_-)

jan on January 1, 2010 1:06 PM said...

cish! da post kat shout mix bru nmpk.hampeh btol.2 ari lepas aku pegi bli.konon nk share ngn mak aku la.skali aku bg,die kate,eh.xpela.makan la sorg2... :D

psychopath on January 1, 2010 1:07 PM said...

eee. kotor gile tajuk entry.
tp kn. saye pn suke makan sosej yg besar tu kt jusco. lg2 kalo dlm tuh ade cheese bile tekan.(not mani)

░♥si lampu neon♥░ on January 1, 2010 1:20 PM said...

psycopath, errr takdela kotor, itu realiti. sedap do sosejtu!




jan, alaaa mak ko jual mahal kot..








yana, pelik la lelaki ni..aku tau nak makan jer..






intan, weh sape soh imagine hahaha






sahringinfo, tanx click ;) heehe








kenwooi, hehe how about you? do u like to refer it too?










sayfool, hahaha cume tak boleh blah jer...

Dak Wan on January 1, 2010 2:02 PM said...

Ha'ah. Kengkadang bukan setakat terbayang jewr, siap ngigau lagi! Hahaha

hisham on January 1, 2010 2:21 PM said...

salam..HNY..moge ape u hajatkn thn ni tercapai...
~sosej pendek ....hehe

Candy Dandy on January 1, 2010 2:29 PM said...

bukan lelaki jerk cakap cmtuh. pompuan pun same. sebab kat skool bile ade sosej meti dorg asyik sebut. jijik tahu !!!! lain kali sh buat sosej bentuk love la pulak. biar dorg pikir hati ker.. ptuih.

Misz_zana85 on January 1, 2010 2:38 PM said...

perlukah samakan dgn makanan..ces!

Khairi on January 1, 2010 3:45 PM said...

aleh, sapa kwn tu, lelaki ke perempuan, kalau lelaki tak patut rasanya ckp mcm tu. suruh kwn tu blaja2 gurau yg lebih mulia.

;)

norfaridahanum on January 1, 2010 3:59 PM said...

ewww..haha!kdg2 ade je manusia ske wat lawak x brtmpt kot. aq rs diorg mkn smbl byg cmne diorg nk "dimakan" kot.lalalalala~

░♥si lampu neon♥░ on January 1, 2010 4:33 PM said...

norfaridah, memang tak bertempat pon.. jijix




khairi, huhuuu..mestilah lelaki..




mis zana, tak patut!!






candy dandy, ayoo perempuan pon suke gak ke ckp centu..kalau cakap dalam ati takpe kot..







hisyam, sosej tu mmg sedap tauuu







dakwan, plak dahh ko nak ngigau watpe? hhaha

░♥si lampu neon♥░ on January 1, 2010 4:33 PM said...

norfaridah, memang tak bertempat pon.. jijix




khairi, huhuuu..mestilah lelaki..




mis zana, tak patut!!






candy dandy, ayoo perempuan pon suke gak ke ckp centu..kalau cakap dalam ati takpe kot..







hisyam, sosej tu mmg sedap tauuu







dakwan, plak dahh ko nak ngigau watpe? hhaha

::puteri_katak :: on January 1, 2010 4:44 PM said...

yerp...
ada je spesis mcm ni..
rasa nak sepak je laju2...
pembunuh selera mkn..*sigh*

ber_uwang on January 1, 2010 4:50 PM said...

uncle bayang kan lepas makan perut kenyang terus tido... he he .. mcm tak sama je,,,

misz benida on January 1, 2010 4:53 PM said...

kwan aku pgil sosej
"mazlan"
bengong

enyheartsdiamond on January 1, 2010 6:27 PM said...

dat sosej sgt sdp!!!mcm nk makan 5 sekaligus..haha :)

Secret Drifter on January 1, 2010 6:52 PM said...

ala some pikir mcm tu !!!

sbb bentuk dia yg lawak... entah la.. mcm dah jadi culture bahawa makanan tak berdosa tu benda yg tak senonoh tu..

teringat satu cite melayu... yg suami girl tu nak potong laki punya tu.. pastu tunjuk sausage dipotong !!

di kedai makan...

BENCI TAU !!! BILA MAKANAN DISALAHGUNAKAN !!

F I F A on January 1, 2010 6:56 PM said...

pervert je yang bayangkan macam tu.

~@k1 is @utuMn!~ on January 1, 2010 8:07 PM said...

hahahah...
umm
aku pmpuan ak xyah jawap la kan..
sosej sedap!!
ehehe

doku on January 1, 2010 8:18 PM said...

kalo potong dan cincang sosej tu ok je..xde nak refer2 camtu kot..haha..

cybernetic88 on January 1, 2010 9:30 PM said...

haha. xbleh blah. besr la org ske. wakaka. rnggup. pergh. cam siut =P

arrizz on January 1, 2010 11:12 PM said...

bleh bce kt blog aku klau nak tahu jwpnnye..

http://www.arrizz.com/aphrodisiac-18sx

kulop ludin on January 1, 2010 11:16 PM said...

em...
payah nak larikan pemikiran bila tiap kali sumbat sosej dalam mulot...

Qismina on January 2, 2010 1:18 AM said...

eiii.... aku tk mkn dowhhh.. kalu ade org ckp bnda tue... huhu... sanggup di postpone... sosej mmg sdap.. kalu de cheese lagii sedap... alangkah bestnyer duk kat umah skarg.. ble beli sosej... duit... duit... mailaaa kat aku.. aku tgh kopakkk...

BuDakHutaN on January 2, 2010 3:07 AM said...

sosej masak lomak cili api ada tak? hahaha...

CikguYiee on January 2, 2010 8:21 AM said...

huh??!!!mukahkah..memacam da..tp cam btol gak ek.hehe (galak miang)

Si budak Aboi on January 2, 2010 10:14 AM said...

hahahhaa........!

AJ Nismihan on January 2, 2010 11:06 AM said...

that is open secret lah. by default, most guy and some gurls (yes, gurls do!) refer them as such. Tapi agak2 lah cakap macam tuh dengan geng2 lain jantina. agak men-ter-belakang-kan conversation etiquette

BezBuddy on January 2, 2010 12:22 PM said...

ketuk je pale kwn laki awk tu....hehehe

broSKL on January 2, 2010 1:57 PM said...

hahaha mengom tol la, entri cmni pun ada ke/? law wak.. :-P

zainalalieff on January 2, 2010 2:38 PM said...

Kalau lelaki pun boleh imagine sausage tu as ehem ehem. Sah gay.

mello on January 2, 2010 5:00 PM said...

aku rs pmpn yg slalu duk terbayang bnd tu kalau mkn sosej..heheehe

p/s: aku pn suka gak mkn sosej besr yg ada cheese kt dlm tu..sdp!

Kojack de Alloohaa on January 2, 2010 9:34 PM said...

ooo..kambing btoi la..xda terbyg2 nya..mkn je la..

ak ska sosej yg ada kt dlm roti iaitu hot dog..yeaarrggh

Geng Par on January 3, 2010 12:07 PM said...

pendek kata ia mcm dh jd culture...
:p

Lifesaver on January 4, 2010 10:09 AM said...

erk...erk...rasa macam tak lalu plak nak makan

SpaQue on December 6, 2010 5:54 PM said...

nice entri..wpun lmbt sthun bru nk bce..haha

- on February 20, 2011 7:10 PM said...

haha!lucah sungguh

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