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Ape awek tu buat dalam hujan tu ? Amboi amboi amboi !

Bermain dalam hujan sambil bermain-main buat viva ? Berdebar betul...

Salam yall ! Di kala hujan hujan sedap ni...aku rasa gelisah resah, mabuk laut, mabuk cinta semua ada ! Apesal perasaan ku tak tentu arah dan gabra semacam ni ? Adakah rasa rindu dekat norman hakim mula menebal ? Ahh tidak...lupakan saje norman hakim, mari meneruskan misi mencari achapannn ;)

Ah ! Merepek je ! Ok ok, aku tengah gabra tahap lemak ayam ni ! Esok aku ade presentation viva ! Rarrr...mungkin ada di kalangan korang yang tahu tentang Viva (bukan kereta viva elite midnight blue tu tau) , dan mungkin ade yang tak pernah dengar pasal Viva ni !

Cik neon tengah sedap wat viva sambil hati berdebar dup dap dup doppp! *mood pasrah*

Apakah maksud Viva ? Viva ni sebenarnya waktu untuk kita buat final presentation kita depan pakar ilmuan yang dah bergelar masterade,phdrade,doctorade. Masa viva ni lah kite akan bentang kajian tindakan yang kite dah buat (buku setebal batu bata tuh).Menurut encik wiki, Viva adalah, : 

So, untuk mendapatkan gelaran "bachelor's" nih, terpaksalah aku mengharungi azab api neraka untuk hari esok...ish !! Semoga berjaya neo, ko goreng je la pensyarah pensyarah tu...jangan lupe pakai baju secantik bidadari syurga...(supaya dapat mencairkan hati pensyarah lelaki especially) hahaha...!

Tsunami 2010 !! Jangan mengada-ngada nak berada kat kawasan tepi pantai ok. Korang hati hati sikit. Ikutilah perkembangan semasa.

Gegaran kuat Indonesia skala Ritcher 7.4!

Gambar animasi bagaimana Tsunami berlaku !

Tsunami petanda kiamat...

Gelombang ombak Tsunami akibat gegaran kuat dalam laut.

Gempa bumi skala ritcher 7.4 ?? Korang rasa gegaran tak ? Aku tak rasa ape-ape pun melainkan tidur dengan nyenyak je semalam...err...Tsunami ke ? Aku dah gabra dah ni...hurm ! Ingat tak, Tsunami pernah terjadi pada tahun 2004, dimana lautan hindi bergegar kuat. Akibat dari Tsunami pada tahun 2004, hampir 200,000 orang maut...Adakah Tsunami 2010 akan berlaku ? Ini sungguh menakutkan ok.

Menurut wiki , Tsunami adalah ombak besar yang berlaku selepas gempa bumi yang berlaku dalam laut. Perkara-perkara seperti tanah runtuh, aktiviti gunung berapi, letupan, atau hentaman meteor yang berhampiran dengan laut juga boleh menjadi sebab berlakunya Tsunami.

Tenaga setiap Tsunami ialah tetap, dari fungsi ketinggian serta kelajuannya.  Gelombang Tsunami bergerak pada kelajuan yang tinggi melintasi air, dan boleh mencecah hingga ketinggian lebih dari 30 meter. Tsunami boleh menyebabkan kerosakan yang teruk pada kawasan persisiran pantai dan kepulauan.

 Bayangkanlah ombak tu boleh mencecah 30 meter !!! Kompom hanyut lemas mati !

(aku dah la tak reti berenang niii)

Alkisah ade orang tu kan tak pernah main ice skate...hahaha. Bila main skating luncur luncur atas ais tu...sampai buat kuak lentang lagi tengah tengah public. Dah gaya macam ayam tempang plak tu. Terkangkang kengkang cuba untuk berlagak mahir main ice skate. ! Macam taik aku cakap, macam taiiiik !

Pergh, refleksi main ice skate yang amat teruk ! Hahaha...Ini cerita aritu punya raya aku , sis, and liltle bro pergi main ice skate di Sunway Pyramid ;) Time tu Youthsays tengah bagi harga offer, so kitorang gi main ice skate dengan harga paling murah di dunia, RM6 je sorang !

mijat

kite same same newbie arr mijat!

minah ni dah terror, belagark lak tuh !

noobie tak reti pakai kasut skate hahaha

noobie wat kata kata semangat sbelom masuk bertarung

sisters and brother

neo sepak orang dengan kasut skate?? oh no

mumuuu i miss you mijat

sis aku yang mengada ngada...haha

cool ! nak main lagi ? (kecut perut aku)

Main ice icy yeahh ! Oopps, aritu kan..ade nampak mamat hensem ni kan kan dia main ice skate kan...sangat mengancam kan...arghh ! Siap pusing pusing lagi...alahai, kalau dah ade skill tu ape lah salahnye toreh ice tu bentuk love untuk aku ni? 

P/s : neo menci budak budak kecik yang gelakkan dia masa dia jatuh tersembam kat padang ice tuh...jaat laa diorang ni. neo rasa nak makan budak kecik !

Alkisah malam pertama mak ayam bersama tauke ayam dara...kih kih kih...

Adekah aku berkebolehan menjadi seorang tauke ayam ?
Hihihi...Ape kes ni cerita pasal ayam ni?

Perhatian !

Nombo yang tak dikenali... : salam, hantar ayam 40 ekor

Aku jawab : ayam ape? Ape ayam ayam ni?

Nombo yang tak dikenali... : salam, hantar ayam 40 ekor !

Alkisah...wattafish...aku boleh melayan mesej dari pemborong ayam yang tak dikenali? Ahahahahaahahahahahhahahahahaha ! Urgh...hari ni je dah ade orang tamil nadu call aku cakap bahasa ibunda dia...aku mana paham...dan dan aku off terus handset ni ! Ngek betul laaa...entah camne tah number aku ni leh tersebar meluas semacam ! Korang letak number aku kat bustop rapid ke?

Woops ! Panasss ni!

Romen dalam bilik xray?Best ke beromen dalam bilik xray? Gaahahahaha, ade gak yang masuk blog aku cari ayat macam ni. Lawak betul la...ade ke yang beromen dalam bilik x-ray? Karut betul ! (macam biasa tajuk entri kena panas macam karipap panas kan)

So terlanjur cakap pasal kepanasan cerita x-ray ni...aku nak share gambar-gambar panas dalam bilik x-ray ! Gambar awek cun dalam bilik x-ray takde la, tapi ni semua gambar-gambar ngeri dalam bilik x-ray ! Gambar-gambar orang eksiden tercucuk cucuk dalam badan yang mengerikan...tapi gambar panas ni semua real punya !

 X-Rays showing a metal keyring featuring an Eiffel Tower souvenir embedded in the hand of Amy Preston, 28. Amy was carrying her keys in her hand as she went jogging on Tuesday when she fell and landed on the keyring resulting in two legs of the souvenir embedded in her hand. (Pic:Getty)

 A 27-year-old Chinese man ended up with a pair of 9cm long and 4cm wide scissors stuck in his oesophagus after they slipped while he was using them as a toothpick.

This chap had a lucky escape when he was shot at close range - his NOSE stopped the bullet dead, and he lived

 A schoolboy archer had an narrow escape after being shot with an arrow through the eye by a pal in China (Pic:CEN)

This Houston carpenter had a bad day in the office when he ended up with a three-inch nail embedded in his skull. Doctors said the nail had missed half a dozen vital areas by just an eighth of an inch

Building site worker Ron Hull fell off a ladder and landed on an 18-inch drill bit that went into his eye socket and through his head. He lost an eye but survived

Construction worker Isidro Mejia needed life-saving surgery after an accident with a nail gun saw him end up with SIX nails embedded in his skull

hree-month-old Staffordshire bull terrier Disa was taken to the vets with an upset stomatch - and a 10-and-a-half inch tent peg was found to the be the cause of the problem

What is it with Staffordshire bull terriers? When 12-week-old Jake was reluctant to curl up, his owner knew something was up and took him to get checked out. An x-ray revealed a seven-inch kitchen knife was the problem

 Patient Shafique el-Fahkri had a miraculous escape after being speared through the eye with a CHAIR LEG in a nightclub attack

Aussie Pat Skinner spent 18 months with stomach pain after undergoing a routine operation and when doctors took a closer look at the problem they found a pair of SCISSORS

I Dont Want To Waste My Time On You,
Dont Tell Me That This Is All Just A Dream..E&E

 I dont want to have a bad dream...
 

Lagu ni menceritakan yang seorang lelaki tu macam dalam keadaan serba tak kena hidup dia, dia rasa resah gelisah bila dia kehilangan awek yang paling paling dia sayang. Bila dia cuba kejar dan amik hati awek tu, awek tu kata move on je la weh...dan si lelaki ni masih tak sedar-sedar sebenarnya yang dia je yang termimpi-mimpikan sesuatu keajabian dan keindahan akan ada, tapi sayangnya semuanya dah takde...

Dalam keadaan terkapai-kapai, lelaki tu cari kekuatan untuk hidup tanpa awek dia.  Dia sentiasa memasang harapan supaya awek dia terima dia...dia berangan awek dia akan balik kepada dia balik, dia berangan semuanya akan jadi macam dulu balik...tapi sayangnya semua tu hanya sebuah mimpi je...

This sad sad song, about a guy begging her girlfriend to come back...come back to his life...

Lyric : Just A Dream, Nelly

I was thinkin about her, thinkin about me.
Thinkin about us, what we gonna be?
Open my eyes, yeah; it was only just a dream.
So I travel back, down that road.
Who she come back? No one knows.
I realize, yeah, it was only just a dream.

I was at the top and I was like I’m at the basement.
Number one spot and now she found her a replacement.
I swear now I can't take it, knowing somebody's got my baby.
And now you ain't around, baby I can't think.
Shoulda put it down. Shoulda got that ring.
Cuz I can still feel it in the air.
See her pretty face run my fingers through her hair.

My lover, my life. My shorty, my wife.
She left me, I'm tied.
Cuz I knew that it just ain't right.

I was thinkin about her, thinkin about me.
Thinkin about us, what we gonna be?
Open my eyes, yeah; it was only just a dream.
So I travel back, down that road.
Who she come back? No one knows.
I realize, yeah, it was only just a dream.

When I be ridin man I swear I see her face at every turn.
Tryin to get my usher over, I can let it burn.
And I just hope she notice she the only one I yearn for.
Oh I miss her when will I learn?

Didn't give her all my love, I guess now I got my payback.
Now I'm in the club thinkin all about my baby.
Hey, she was so easy to love. But wait, I guess that love wasn't enough.

I'm goin through it every time that I'm alone.
And now i'm missin, wishin she'd pick up the phone.
But she made a decision that she wanted to move one.
Cuz I was wrong.

And I was thinkin about her, thinkin about me.
Thinkin about us, what we gonna be?
Open my eyes, yeah; it was only just a dream.
So I travel back, down that road.
Who she come back? No one knows.
I realize, yeah, it was only just a dream.

If you ever loved somebody put your hands up.
If you ever loved somebody put your hands up.
And now they're gone and you wish you could give them everything.
I said, if you ever loved somebody put your hands up.
If you ever loved somebody put your hands up.
And now they're gone and you wish you could give them everything.

I was thinkin about her, thinkin about me.
Thinkin about us, what we gonna be?
Open my eyes, yeah; it was only just a dream.
So I travel back, down that road.
Who she come back? No one knows.
I realize, yeah, it was only just a dream.

And I was thinkin about her, thinkin about me.
Thinkin about us, what we gonna be?
Open my eyes, yeah; it was only just a dream.
So I travel back, down that road.
Who she come back? No one knows.
I realize, yeah, it was only just a dream

Mati masa sedang bercakap ? Itu lah nasib mamat dalam youtube ni, sungguh mengerikan !

Kesian pakcik ni kan.. aku rasa dia ni mati sebab terminum racun la...cube korang perhatikan video ni, dia mati selepas dia teguk air dalam cawan yang dihulurkan kepada dia tuh. Ish sih....menakutkan...

Fan club Lisa Surihani buat aktiviti berkebun bersama Lisa Surihani ?? Waoooa!

Hai korang semua ! Terima kasih sangat-sangat kerana menyokong aku untuk terus menulis. Walaupun jarang ada yang komen kat blog ni, tapi kejadiran silent reader yang setia buat aku rasa berkobar kobar untuk sentiasa update ;) (sirius macam poyo kan kan)

Okay, gambar kat bawah ni bukannya Fan Club Lisa Surihani, (aku pun bukan minat lisa tu pun, cehhh). Gambr ni semua aku terjumpa balik dalam simpanan external hard disk aku. Gambar aku masa kanak-kanak ribena dulu...(hehehe bajet sekrang ni baru remaja remuji laaa). Tengok, gembira tak kitorang berkebun ?

Neon & friends bergumbira dengan aktiviti berkeun.

Main cak cak pulak neon bawah pokok tuh...

Masa dulu dulu semua kecik kecik berhingus lagi korang kan...sekarang ni semua yang aku kenal dah tua bangka dahh

Dalam gambar ni, ada gak kawan aku yang dah selamat kahwin, alhamdulillah...

Neo punya ! Jangan pijakk !

Pernah dengar pasal awek bernama Nadya Suleman ? Nadya Suleman ni memang awek yang cun siot ! Orang kata muka dia macam Angelina Jolie. Dia ni bukannya Popstar pun, cuma suri rumah biasa je. Ape cer lak pasal minah cun seksi bernama Nadya Suleman yang lahir pada Jun 11, 1975 nih?

Octomum ! Itulah gelaran yang dia dapat sejak dia selamat melahirkan 8 orang anak kembar,pada tahun 2009, ditambah lagi dengan 6 orang anak yang sedia ada. Jadi anak dia semuanya berjumlah 14 orang ! Gahahaha. Anyway, walaupun awek ni ade 14 orang anak, dia ni single mother !

Oh ya, mana husband awek ni? Oho, sebenarnya awek ni pernah kahwen dengan seorang lelaki bernama Marcos Gutierrez. Tapi diorang bercerai sebab awek ni tak boleh bagi lelaki tu anak. Hohoho...Tapi lepas bercerai je, awek ni pun carik doctor soh tanam benih sperm dengan cara vitro fertalization. 

In Vitro Fertilisation (IVF) is a process by which egg cells are fertilised by sperm outside the womb, in vitro. IVF is a major treatment in infertility when other methods of assisted reproductive technology have failed. The process involves hormonally controlling the ovulatory process, removing ova (eggs) from the woman's ovariessperm fertilise them in a fluid medium. The fertilised egg (zygote) is then transferred to the patient's uterus with the intent to establish a successful pregnancy. ( Papehal leh baca full kat sini )

Selain itu, ramai yang ingatkan si awek ni orang Islam. Tapi check punya check rupanya awek ni orang Kristian dan selalu lepak church. Ni la gambar anak-anak awek ni yang comel :)

awek cun ada ramai anak ! Fabulous kan...

anak anak cute dan comel macam maknye ;)

anak-anak awek ni...tak termasuk yang dah besar-besar tu...